Workrate Hockey - October 31, 2025

All that talk of Domenick Fensore potentially getting playing then not playing because Shayne Gostisbehere was healthy was gone in a flash when Gostisbehere left Tuesday's game early with an injury that was classified as a "midsection" injury, which I guess confused NHL doctors who can only classify injuries as upper body and lower body. Where, exactly, is the body equator? I mean, you'd think it would be the waist, but your waist isn't exactly the center of your body, even if you're Steve Urkel, so the Canes just said screw it and said midsection, like he got shot in the stomach with a cannonball, which men 100 years ago could all do without getting hurt.