Workrate Hockey - October 24, 2025
In where several gentlemen get very angry about clothing
A long time ago, when the Internet was a bunch of text threads arguing Nirvana vs. Pearl Jam (with the Soundgarden fans mocking both of them) and bullshit rumors of a Ren & Stimpy episode where they curse that Nickelodeon played one time before someone got fired, a hockey team called the Quebec Nordiques would play a hockey team called the Hartford Whalers a few times a year and no one really gave a damn because they both sucked. Their jerseys were considered so out of date that the Whalers dumped the green they had worn their entire existence for a navy blue and silver number (that still slaps to this day - get on this Dundon), while the Nordiques were going to reboot the whole damn thing, adding teal (as was the law when designing a jersey in the 90s) to navy blue and putting enough sharp points on a wolf-looking thing (since no one knows what the hell a "Nordique" is anyway) to put an eye out.
