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Workrate Hockey #69 - August 14, 2026
Nice.
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Nice.
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Its gotten to the point we're talking about other teams' signings.
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In which the grumpy old newsletter writer yells at clouds.
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You're allowed one joke about the names on the Stanley Cup. After that, you're just a hack.
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You think I can hit 2000 words without one free agent signing? Are you new?
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It's fun to watch other teams be the ones who overreact.
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Holy shit, they did it.
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That was... easy? This feels like a trap.
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Your bracket is already busted. So is the Canes goaltending. That's called a segue.
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OK - come on in off the ledge.
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The U.S. men's team brings home gold - we're supposed to be happy, right?
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Is Freddy back? Is Nikishin Ivan Drago? Also, it's really easy to make trade rumors.