Workrate Hockey #68 - August 7, 2026
Its gotten to the point we're talking about other teams' signings.
Since the Canes aren't making any moves and I'm not an AI shitposting account trolling for interactions by putting out quizzes easier than a TV Guide crossword puzzle (people under 30: "TV Guide" was a small magazine whose main purpose was to post the times that television shows would be on in their area so they could make sure to watch them at the only time they would be able to be seen), I have resorted to looking around the NHL to find anything to talk about.
The #pens have signed Ville Koivunen to an eight-year contract carrying a $4M AAV
— Chris Johnston (@reporterchris) August 6, 2026
Sure - why not.
